i see the doorway of a thousand churches

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

unfortunately as a side effect of my late blooming passion for Organizing I seem to have developed a debilitating addiction to Little Shelves. everything I own sparks so much joy that it clearly deserves its own Little Shelf. preferably an adorable one

also have now alphabetized my spices. which seems perfectly sensible to me but for some reason every time I consider bragging about it to somebody else I worry it makes me sound crazy

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spice rack 1 (a through d)

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“Aw man! This pie doesn’t taste at all like what grandma use to make! I’m must be a terrible baker:(“

Maybe! Or maybe one of many things might be different from the recipe you’ve been trying to follow

Baking is largely both a science, and bullshit. Anything from the altitude you’re at, or the mosture in the air, or the way you’re measuring ingredients (ie weight vs volume) can effect how your final result of what you’re making will come out. A few examples just in my grandmother’s Apple Pie recipe are

  • Her recipe calls for Crisco in the crust, but Crisco changed their formula in 2007, effecting the taste and texture of the crusts made, so adjustments have to be made to account for that
  • The Apple tree in her backyard is gone, and no apples sold commonly in stores are similar to whatever random variety she had, and there are over 7,500 known varieties of apples
  • Not all flour that you buy from the store is the same, and I’m not just even talking about like. Cake flour vs wheat flour. Even in the US the kind of regular baking flour differs depending on where you live, and where it’s sourced from

So will I ever make that Apple pie I remember fondly from my childhood? Probably not! Just gotta figure out my own thing that works.


I dunno why I made this post at 6am. Just shit to keep in mind next time you’re struggling with an older recipe I guess!

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Needed to see this. Thank you :)

also before adding the sugar grandma spilled it on the counter and wrote in it with the pinky finger of her left hand: evol-evol-evol food